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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
JOHN LENNON VS BILL O'REILLY!
BEGIN!

John Lennon:
Help!
You're making my ears bleed,
you need a muzzle!
Why are you pissed off all the time?
didn't your mum give you a cuddle?
You're the type of guy that could die
of a heart attack, just in the shower!
You need to chill out for a minute!
and smoke weed for an hour!
Every time I watch your show
all you do is scream at me,
and your face looks like a shit I took!
High on LSD!
I'm John Lennon,
I'm a legend!
I can see through all your tricks!
I wonder how much George Bush paid you to suck his dick!

Bill O'reilly:
You fucking long hair!
living in your yellow submarine,
well you're about to get sunk
by the right wing political machine.
Stop your presses Lennon!
You call me: Mr. Bill O'reilly.
When it comes to squashing Limeys
I come recommended highly.
You're weak, between you and me
there's no comparison.
I'll beat you so bad you'll weep gently
like George Harrison!
You're Paul McCartney's bitch!
with less talent than Ringo!
and I'd rather suck George Bush's dick,
than Yoko Ono's!

John Lennon:
Well you can't buy me love!
but I'll kick your ass for free!
I'll take Maxwell's Silver Hammer
and give you a lobotomy!
I'm tired of how you scheme
to stir the people up!
Why don't you just take a vacation?
and SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Bill O'reilly:
Because I'm evil!
heart blacker than Don Cheadle!
Ten thousand dollar shoes I use
to stomp out a Beatle!
Don't tell me to shut the fuck up!
that's how I survive!
Now here's Sting,
What? Fuck it, we'll do it live!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Cast:
John Lennon- Nice Peter
Bill O'reilly- EpicLLOYD

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